Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Tell Me How My Ass Tastes....

In today's paper, a story on All-Big 12 Linebacker Joe Mortensen ran with this picture in the story....is that really a good message to send to Nebraska fans?

Captions that Liked:
-Mr. Mortensen, I'm happy to tell you that your colonoscopy results came back clean.
-Former NU wrestling commit strikes a pose for online fans
- "Save your girlfriend, ride a Husker!"

5 comments:

David said...

How about your own quote?!

"He's a nobody on a nobody team, and he just took out the #1 somebody".

or...
"The NCAA stepped in and said a player on Defense must take "every opportunity" to avoid squatting on an offensive player at or above the neck while the offensive player is in a defenseless position looking at the clouds with both feet pointing upward."

mangler said...

joe-I still can't find the ball so you can't go home yet

Tom said...

When you are at the bottom, all you can do is look up...

SC Cy said...

Usually it's the nebraska player that's on top of an unsuspecting female victim. Talk about a role reversal!

Tom said...

Sign those guys up for the Nebraska wrestling team.