Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -
Fireman, Truck Driver, Salesman, etc. Johnny was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement immediately changed
the subject and hurriedly set the other children to work on a coloring
She then took Little Johnny aside and asked him, "Is that really
true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "He's the defensive coordinator at the University
of Nebraska. I was just too embarrassed to say that."